Friday 24 July 2015

The Yelling Universe

I am firmly of the belief that it is always our 'estranged faces that miss the many splendoured thing.’ The Universe is perpetually and incredibly busy spinning in and out of black holes and untiringly trying to talk to us and show us things. It is obviously as persistent as we are dimwitted.
But in all our lives there comes a time (quite a few if you are a willing and quick learner) when the Universe loses its patience, holds you by the scruff of your neck and makes you see. Or yells out its message at the decibels of a jagrata loudspeaker in South Delhi. And once you do manage to hear and see, you can never be the same person as you were before.
Of course this very excellent theory is based on my personal experience. And though robust research would not count self admission of changed attitudes and perspectives robust enough  I shall tell you anyway – that’s why I am writing this blog.
Some time ago, the immensely popular Bollywood film – Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham was showing on TV for the ‘n’th time. And being the ardent film buff that I am I was watching it with my daughters for the ‘n’th time.  I shall tell you only as much of the films story as is necessary for this blog.
A rich boy meets a less rich girl. Both are attracted to each other and also equally aware that when it comes to marriage (most Bollywoood films head in that direction) the girls family will not be considered equal to the boys family. Moreover, the boy’s father is grumpy, arrogant, cold and distant and the boy naturally hesitates to tell his father who he wishes to marry.
The girl’s father on the other hand, is a widower, an amiable and virtuous man, a good and loving father and provides his two daughters with a spontaneous and boisterous upbringing. He owns a picturesque and profitable sweet shop in Chandni Chowk– an ancestral family tradition of this Dilliwala family-and completes the stereotype of the vibrant and vivacious Punjabi household.
To cut a long story short, the untimely and sudden death of the girl’s father pushes the boy to take a decision and he informs his father of the girl he wishes to marry. As expected, after the standard melodrama and histrionics, the boy is disowned by his rich and bad tempered father. But the boy stands by his true love and leaves home to marry the girl he loves. Years later, we are told he takes the girl and her sister to far away England, sets up his own business and provides very well for his wife and her sister.
Now every time I had watched this film earlier, I would go misty eyed at this part. The course of True Love would always bring tears to my eyes – how brave the boy – all alone yet so honourable in love. How dignified the girl in her sorrow. How heartless the world. But this time the Universe was ready for me. At this point of the film, it caught me the scruff of my neck and screamed. And instead of going misty eyed, I thought – but – what happened to the sweet shop in Chandni Chowk?
This thought sauntered in and took up residence in my head. The tears disappeared rapidly. Hitherto unknown thoughts made their presence felt. And now, instead of the linear direction of True Love, numerous multi dimensional and parallel versions of possibilities was what I began to see. Let me describe a few:
Version 1:
Grief struck at her father’s death, the girl realizes she has been foolish in neglecting to learn about the business. She sells her chiffon sarees and pearls on OLX, raises enough money for an MBA course, puts the faithful retainer in charge of the sweet shop for 2 years and decamps to Singapore, younger sister in tow, to obtain the MBA degree.
5 years later, she wins a prestigious Entrepreneur of the Year Award and her sweet shop gets added to the list of Places to Visit in Delhi on The Lonely Planet.
Much richer now, she marries the faithful boy and joins his business as an equal partner.
Version 2:
  The two sisters are heartbroken with their loss. They go to the reading of their father’s will with a heavy heart but sit stunned as the few lines are read out; “ I have done my duties as a father. Now you need a mother. Since you have none, go to the Eternal Mother – at any of her pilgrimages – She will show you the way.”
The obedient girls did what Babuji told them to do. Makemytrip gave them an excellent deal for Kolkata so off they went.  After visiting Kalighat, they wandered around the city and it seemed to them that every second shop was a sweet shop. And what a collection of sweets! A hundred ideas sprung up in their minds in that fertile soil of many generations of ‘halwai’ genes.
One day, as the elder bit into a Baborshah, she asked the younger – “Are you thinking what I am thinking?”
The younger, giving due respect to the succulent malpua she was eating, nodded vigorously.
Seven years later, the sisters’ new food tourism project won them the Business Innovation of the Year Award. The girls were 7 times richer than what they started out with.  They also had amongst the two of them seven new admirers and the older was in the process of choosing between the new and the old.
Version 3:
Intrigued by her son’s commitment to his unusual choice of a girl friend, the boy’s mother decides to meet the girl herself. As soon as she enters the colourful, warm, welcoming home behind the sweet shop, she is acutely aware of the absence of women in her own home and life. As the two girls fuss about her, she slips into a dream, thinking how easy life would be if there were more women with her.
Quietly, surreptitiously, a clever little voice that was waiting exactly for this moment, whispers inside her head, “There could be, you know – all you need to do is work!”
Seven years later, the two girls and the boy’s mother own a hugely successful sweets catering business. It wins the Business Diversity Award as it employs only women. Its transport department has only women – women drivers and delivery girls. The milk men are milk women.  They bank with an all female bank branch. All the chef and cooks are women. Women customers get wonderful rebates.  At the award ceremony, this unlikely trio holds aloft the trophy and exclaims – “Celebrate Women! We do!”
The father and son, sitting in the audience, one still grumpy and the other ecstatic, clap their hands.
Version 4:
Wandering around in what feels to her like an empty house, the girl realizes the enormity of her misplaced priorities. Instead of singing in lonely places, she should have been helping her father. Instead of dancing at the victory of the Indian cricket team, she should have been building her business. She decides to take charge and organizes a memorial service for her father. After the memorial service, she has a dream. In her dream the white clothes of the people, the strings of green leaves and marigold flowers (her father’s favourites) merge into the Indian flag. She realizes that her faith in the Indian Cricket team was misplaced patriotism.
She changes her wardrobe to designer khadi, revamps her shop to sell traditional Indian sweets, made the traditional way. Seven years later, the shop has seven franchises in seven different cities. In seven seven star hotels they conduct traditional Indian sweet making courses. The two sisters are featured on the cover of Time magazine, “The Sisters Sweet” And the lover boy, being allergic to khadi, designer or otherwise, has had to exit this version.
You see, after the Universe has done yelling, you don’t quite hear the same. Shah Rukh Khan and Kajol will no longer be the same for me. But I don’t mind, because in their place spring up a thousand ladies and gentlemen all doing the many splendoured thing.....